“Your dimples make my uterus twerk”-Nyeri youth leader begs Ichungwa for a date

A Nyeri based Environment activist has taken social media by a storm. This is after she took to her Facebook page to express her love for Kikuyu town legislator.

Fidelis Kanene, in a post tagging several of her friends, said that she was dying to meet Mp Kimani Ichungwah. She claimed to have net the Mp ones during a walk by Nyeri youths to raise funds for a student seeking funds for treatment in India.

Kanene blamed former Digital communications director at the office of the President, Dennis Itumbi, for not forwarding photos she was captured while smiling and shaking hands with the MP.

Fidelis Kanene| PHOTO COURTESY

In an emotional post, Kanene narrated how she felt the first time the two talked on phone. She explained how she was unable to utter a word and gave the phone to a fellow youth leader Kariithi Wambui to speak on his behalf.

“I remember the first time I came close to you was during our #WalkforWangari. The day we were almost giving up and I asked for your contacts from one of the Nyeri WhatsApp groups admin. I remember calling you more than 10 times in vain which you picked up after the 15th time๐Ÿ˜‚.”

“When you said the first hello, I got mixed reactions and I felt my intestines jigijigi and my heart melted๐Ÿ˜… yaani ata hello ilikataa kutoka.”

“I remember giving Kariithi Wa Wambui the phone to talk to you… Woi๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚is hard small.” Narrated Fidelis Kanene.

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“Dear Hon. Kimani Ichung’wa, โ˜บ Fastofoo, I want to acknowledge the great work of God. Yaani all this handsomeness in one person then you add dimples on it๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹wueeh๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅwho will tell you hizi dimples zinanimalizanga roho woi๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹. You are the reason I watch kiririmbi ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ just to see the cute dimples.

I remember the first time I came close to you was during our #WalkforWangari. The day we were almost giving up and I asked for your contacts from one of the Nyeri WhatsApp groups admin. I remember calling you more than 10 times in vain which you picked up after the 15th time๐Ÿ˜‚.

When you said the first hello, I got mixed reactions and I felt my intestines jigijigi and my heart melted๐Ÿ˜… yaani ata hello ilikataa kutoka. I remember giving Kariithi Wa Wambui the phone to talk to you… Woi๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚is hard small.

Fidelis Kanene| PHOTO COURTESY

I remember when we met in DPs office I was so excited that finally I have met the Man with ‘killer’ dimples๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹ Alafu ebu someone tell Dennis Itumbi sikufurahia. Yaani ninapose for a pic with mhesh na hawezi Tuma๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„ni sawa tu. Njeri Wa Gathoni unakumbuka vile tulikua tumeforce smile aki๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Kimani Ichung’wa najua hii itakufikikia., can we do lunch on your bill? The only kweshon nitauliza ni, nishukie wapi? Ann Thumbi I know you will show me the way. Ata kama ni kwa parliamentary cafe๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚bora lunch.

I promise to stare at the dimples and eat. For the love of nature, I will enter you box to plant trees equal your age in your constituency and I promise to carry the water to wash your hands after planting. I also want to learn from you the art of vying unopposed so that I can sell the idea to my MP ( the Kikuyu in me sees money in everything). See you soon โ˜บ DianahLawrence Wa Muchoki nginyiria riboti ino ndahota gugakurehera nguku ๐Ÿ˜‚

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